The first and only official photograph of the Wellesian Interior, taken by one Adrian Winters and described by a James Robertson, this photograph shows the deep interior of our Empire's most mysterious jewel - the hidden world of Wellesia. The expedition, funded by the Royal Society and led by Dr William Davis aboard the HMS Conscientious, marks the first true glimpse into the once inaccessible

In an official statement following a failed appeal for additional funding in next year's budget, transport minister, Dafydd Jones, has requested all members of the public who are friendly or familiar with any particularly precocious plant pot men please alert them to the government's new road repair scheme.